The Ratway Heartthrob

>have accent
>be rich
>?????
>lass

U-uh, guess I’m back. /clears throat/ after8monthsorsomethin’

It was an infiltration mission an’ Mercer Frey is a little shite. 

"I said I’ve be’n busy. Busy. (Busy fer ‘bout four months, yeah.)”

"I said I’ve be’n busy. Busy. (Busy fer ‘bout four months, yeah.)”

"Erm, I’ve been… busy."

Well, guess I’m back. No slackin’, my lovely light-fingered mongrels! 

(a slight style change, I hope it still looks like Brynjolf sakjdsjkasdsad)

thunderjelly:

Brynjolf pocket kitty, buy yours today! I am so sorry ”orz

thunderjelly:

Brynjolf pocket kitty, buy yours today! I am so sorry ”orz

Always keep some equipment in places th’ guards stupidly don’t check, kids. Vex almost crippled me when I suggested tha’ she keeps hers in her hoo-hah.

Y-Y’CAUGHT ME AT A BAD TIME, OKAY

Vex, please—